"oh! if he ever acts up, just tell him the camera is on"
i said, "and what does that mean?"
"oh! you'll love this!" she gushes. i doubt that i will.
"his father and i have told him that we've implanted cameras behind his eyes so that we can see when he gets in trouble"
i stare at her with my mouth wide open. ya right lady. i'm gonna tell your schizo son that you've secretly implanted something in his body. sure. and i wondered why he was so messed up. say cheese.